Nike gives me a reason to have kids or foot reduction surgery

There are two things that consistently make me angry that absolutely shouldn't...but I can't help it.

Freakin' Japan and children have it pretty damn nice. It's really not even fair sometimes. Just take a look at Japanese clothing sites' selections of streetwear brands like Stussy and Supreme.

Nike is about to bang out their Spring 2009 collection with a fresh blast of sneaker unlike I've seen for a while...

What happens if you take a dairy cattle x cadbury purple x horned lacelock??

You get a dope sneaker that's Japan only and only for kids....